Devon James, porn star and professional escort, FINALLY spilled all of the dirty details of her two-and-one-half-year affair with Tiger Woods on the “Bubba the Love Sponge” Florida radio program. If you were fortunate enough to be trawling for grease, you may have heard from the program on Radar Online that in 2006 Woods paid Devon James and another woman $ 2,000 for a “two-girl party.” Explicit texts were sent, a la Tiger’s courtship of Joslyn James. CBS is on top of this mounting action, and makes everyone wonder whether or not women will start bursting out of the sand traps of Augusta National with even a twisted Tiger tales.
Devon James, the things you have to have seen and done
It just seems like it would be wrong not to tell the story of the victimized porn star and escort, if for no other reason than to help her create the steady income she needs to apply for short term installment loans.
But wait… could this actually be a Tiger tale of consenting adults, one blinded by dollar signs and a taut body, the other by what appears to be an addiction? That’s never an excuse, so no matter whether Tiger is addicted to something – Sex in general? Medication? Women less attractive than his wife? – he deserves to feel the firestorm of criticism. Devon James, pictures and all, could have been wronged, but how can her all-too-convenient timing not destroy any sympathy we might have for her?
Tears … make typing … difficult
Devon James does deserve something for not quickly publishing her adventures with Tiger on a classy Web site. Veronica Siwik Daniels – aka Joslyn James – is letting it fly like Shakespearean sonnets for the new generation of romance-challenged. You may discover it exciting to get frisky in public, but exposing it publicly to prove that your relationship was “hot” seems like frigid immaturity. Tiger loves Otter Pops and never needs bad credit installments loans to indulge. Fame will keep the fur flying.
Oh no, Devon, You didn’t
Of course she did. The texts from Tiger Woods she received, according to CBS, are a guide book to all the slaps, chokes, and BDSM playacting that AAA forgot to mention. Reports also indicate Tiger liked more than one caddy at a time to help him out of the rough. Who would ever have known that “very sexy and playful” woman like Devon James (words taken from her online service advertisement, says The Huffington Post) would be so great at fining the green.
Tiger will golf, mistresses will try to cash in
The cashing in part, well that’s an entertainment career path. Tell all of your children to not take notes. Be a parent and teach them well. Tiger told the Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman he was “living a lie” and was the only one responsible for the sex scandal. Devon James and her pictures are apparently just an innocent link in the chain. Hogwash, Tiger.
